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First Self Portrait in Mom's Lingerie, 1992

Okay, maybe not the first, but the first of many fucked up things to come.

I have nothing to say...

...so in the mean time, here is a beautiful picture of my mom taking a nap.

Just Shoot Me: First in a Series

Recieved somewhere in the bowels of internet dating:

Boy B

I enjoyed reading your profile and thought we'd have some stuff to talk about. I hope to hear from you.

Feliz Cumpleaños Stanlito! (And Cinco de Mayo too, you sexy little half breed)

Although due to his animal shelter origins we cannot be completely sure, Stanlito turns 8 years old today! Woo hoo!

And while half of his hole-ratting self is Scottish, the other half is a little eleven pound Mexican whipping serious French bulldog ass.



We love you hombre!

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

Three blocks away for me. And we pay how much rent?

LIVE AND LAUGH

See Bush get his in spades by Stephen Colbert... For over 15 minutes. Yum, yum, yum.
(No, not the porn on the bottom of the page, stupid.)

...or go here for transcript.

Fashion Tip of the Day: Wear White, Spend Nada