Sucker of the Day

I mean, really.

"i need to sell my car asap - $450

i have a 95 two door strawberry red dodge neon that i need to get rid of by the end of the month. it needs work, the mirror needs to be reattached, the speedometer and odometer are tempermental, and it has a dent in the side. on the positive side, i have owned it from the beginning, i have hardly driven it in the last 2.5 years since i moved here and it has always been reliable. i will negotiate price as it is just sitting outside my apartment collecting the occasional ticket."