Management's Best and Worst of 2005

Management changed mind and was more in a balloon mood. Besides, we've seen enough of that tranny's boots

As Management continues to be late on its reporting and even evades the truth about when we are posting these damn blogs, We proudly put forth the obligaory statistics in the Year End Summary of 2005.

Months of Most Hits:
1. March-- 72,541
2. December-- 48,951

Day of Most Hits: March 9-- 2250

Most Visited Post of 2005:

1. Liberal Revenge at Tax Time

Thanks to Wonkette seeing some little IRS prank we got Our jollies off on, giggling and linking to it, this little envelope got a hit surge and 200 coutries in one day. Way to bring it you little red headed liberal hottie.

2. Vienna is Slutty too (5 Top Things About Vienna)

Newsflash: apparently, sex – even hinted by knees and a little rib, or simply panties thrown on the floor and photoshopped, is a popular distraction while avoiding work.

3. Sunday Football, Monday Quarterback= Sunday Depression, Monday Insomnia. We miss this.

4. Onto Slutty City Number Two

5. XX Year Ago Today


6. Confessions of a Break Up Addict... also, a Management Pick!



7. Santaon is on the Move... also, one of Mike's funnest nights of 2005!


8. News Flash: Fires Suck (and Thank God for Horny Firemen!)



9. Take this corset and shove it: Victoria's Secret is RED!!!

10. 30 Things You Wouldn't Know Without the Movies

Least Visited Posts of 2005:

Pretty much anytime we opened our mouth about politics without taking some clothes off. In fact, any time we did not take some clothes off, or talk about what is entailed in taking clothes off.






Biggest Search Strings (i.e., crap typed into Google and you wind up here: goth sluts, big girls

Others of note-- doggy, doggy style, naked big girls, lesbian money, boring relationship, blue teeth (why?), causes of lip quivering dogs (5 months strong), apologize for this, Detroit Lion mascot gets hit with ball, dog porn, Prague porn, baby girl porn, slutty tops, juicy kiss, boredom cat lime tequila knife, firemen hunks, firemen suck, love shout out, Sunday depression, chicas speed 2005, friend silent treatment, slutty mom, slutty mother, careful, less, blogger doggy style (that’s right!)

Weirdest Search String: pagans Jamie yerkes
Search String that Like Totally Makes Us Mad: Fat sluts
Most disturbing Search String: brother of ambassador

Most Random Country Visiting Blog on Regular Basis: Seychelles, Liechtenstein, Saudia Arabia (see above, note deleted posts)

Weirdest Referral: texasholdemcentral.com

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Most Mourned Death: Peter Jennings






















Best Book: Veronica


Best Theatre Experience: House/Lights, by Woooster Group, St. Ann’s Warehouse

Worst Theatre Experience: 4.48 Psychoses, by some Pretentious Frogs, BAM (blog forthcoming)

Best Movies: Capote, Grizzlie Man, Cache, Me You and Everyone We Know, 40 Year Old Virgin, Head on, Girl From Monday, 5x2, Keane

Worst Movies: Crash, Happy Endings, D.E.B.s, Palindromes, 70 out of 90 minutes of Weddings Crashers, and the trailer for North Country

Most Overrated: Brokeback Mountain, all the stuff I didn’t see

Best Documentaries: Be Here to Love Me (the Townes Van Zandt Story) (shameless shout out to my chica MB), After Innocence, Dig!, Yes Men, Education of Shelby Knox


Best Music: New Pornographers, TV on the Radio

Best Comeback: Greenday (little shout to those peops in their 30s who can still rock the male eyeliner)

Favorite Download: Melissa Manchester's "Don't Cry Out Loud", Billy Idol's "Catch My Fall" (as used profusely in Some Kind of Wonderful), Miss Kitten (all)

Favorite Retro Find: “Commandments” by Camouflage

Best Band From 2002 Which All the Retards You Know Love and all the Billboards Advertise as if They Are New: Le Tigre

Worst Music: all that crap that sounds the same, the harmonizing male voice, the harmonized droning melody guitars. (Would you guys stop! Like, Weezer did it better so ten years ago) Oh, that Gweyn Stefani Hollaback Girl. Blech.

Best Guilty Pleasure: Gweyn Stefani Hollaback Girl song, My Humps

Greatest Discovery:
1. We can’t tell you
2. Freelancers Union Health Care
3. Schubert (especially his rockin' "Credo")
4. Automated Batch Edit in Photoshop
5. Hmm. We can’t tell you this one either
6. That People actually read some of our crap!

Greatest Lesson Learned:
1. Three's a crowd, but not always
2. Blogging takes up time and should be re-considered in Downsizing Initiative of 2006