January is Here...
... and with it Management is thick in its Research and Development for 2006. Through deep study and strategy, we will make Our Team better than we were before. Better, stronger, faster.
(according to sales statistics, Barnes and Noble reports that during January its highest selling category is the Self Help and Health Sections, beating out new fiction by 37%)**
**Note that this statistic is totally made up by Us, with the sole purpose of making what we say seem more legitimate. Lesson: QUESTION AUTHORITY.
2 Comments:
Considering that I consider you to be an authority on many subjects...
what do yo do when authority tells you to question authority?
You drink koolaid, help hack into Deibold machines and start voting Republican.
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