'Tis that Day After Christmas and We're All Totally Pissed
Blessed be those who try to shoe shop on Boxing Day (especially if you are a size 8).
When I was a young adolescent, I took venganeance on every offer my poor procreators made to me. My highschool sweetheart would speed up my driveway at 8 a.m. on December 26 so we could capitalistically return the love to Hudsons Department Store or, God forbid, Saks.
These days, all we want is health care...
2 Comments:
who's pissed? the 05 if almost done and onto the next. wee ha.
True, true. Only the people who got crappy gifts are pissed, and we should just leave them in the '05.
Thank you, too, for the alternative to woo-hah! That one always gives me the willies.
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