Revenge of the Outer-Borough Support Staff

Because we know a lot of people are bored at home due to the MTA strike, or bored at work due to the MTA strike because your support staff is nowhere to be found, and also because, as others have noted, Mitchissmo only likes to have parties when the subways are messed up, we've decided to have a party tonight. So all of you who profess to be friends of this middle child are mandated to come, and your absence will be severely punished. And don't use any of that "the subways weren't running" crap. For one thing, we still have truck loads of newly smoke-free dry cleaning to be unwrapped, and real frinds help friends.

Egg nog and NY1 will be served.