Great Movies (Not to Go on a First Date to)

You'll cry, you'll be trying not to cry, your chest will heave and your lip will quiver in some wimpy neurotic manner, and it will look stupid. Take it from me.

But aside from that, seeing After Innocence will make you outraged, grateful and hideosuly ashamed for the mountains of crap you take for granted and your mini-tantrums at subway interruptions. It will make you want to quit all career pursuits just to open the thousands of letters of the potentially wrongfully accused. I mean, a couple guys were just fingered for their hair. (proof #55 of Hair is Everything Theorem...)