What Bush Did to Me Today

Salt Lake City tarmac, August 22 2005, 11:10am

I was wondering why the Salt Lake City airport was full of buff white men gawking out the window, removing their hats in salute. Later, once I was finally on the plane, the pilot told us that we were 19th in line for take-off, and that if we looked out the window we could catch Air Force One.

Blech!!!!