Pretty Mountains Make Me Sick

Who knew that one could get vertigo from looking at mountains. But one girl hailing from Williamsburg did. The Tetons are so massive that your eye cannot lock anywhere, but instead floats over the rocky monsters. Disorientation surges, as does city slicker shame. One Park Guide suggested that it was the mystical magnetic pull of the Mountains. I don't know about that, but I do know that my driver pulled over.