Hottie Turd Blossom

Today I intended to do a rare post without a picture. That is because I want to talk about Karl Rove and what scarce coverage there is about Rovegate on CNN. Let's face it: Karl Rove is hot. And being a considerate-- not to mention ethical-- soul, I know that seeing his thick scarf of evil chins will make us girls quake in our skirts. And how can we be good citizens and get work done if we're hiding in our cubicles surfing news on Rovie? But then again, who can resist our hottie. Here ya go!

See, I decided to indulge our Karl lust since CNN, the most trusted news source, won't. For some reason, while CBS and NBC have been going gangbusters over it (as they should be, all hail a rare recent sign that journalism is still alive)-- CNN has not been posting ANY Rove-related headlines in its 7 online headlines. Hmm, I wonder why? Oh, yeah: Robert Novak, the "journalist" or "pundit" (such a fine line, in these polarizing days) is CNN's star hottie (sad but true, because Tucker left them) (sniffle) and the featured columnist on CNN.com. And, well, al I can figure is that he must be a competing hottie. Oh, wait! Novak blabbed what Rove illegallly told him... the plot thickens. Or, the plot is just obvious.

However, today is different for CNN. They have finally put it up there in their headlines... except the deadline is "Doonesbury pulled from some papers over Rove nickname". Yes, Doonesbury called the Rovester a third grade name, ultimately doing that pegging-the-liberals-as-dirty-and-out-of-touch-with-America thing. Because blowing CIA cover and endangering their lives is much more in touch with America. But that kind of news is, like, such a bummer to hear about. Better not cover it. Makes more sense to spend a headline on a whopping 12 papers complaining about a Doonesbury cartoon jabbing Rove, who everyone knows was that guy in grade school who put a frog in your shorts. I mean, that's why we like him. See, girls always lust for the bully. What was the name you ask? Turd Blossom! Sensing the locker room rumble, our girl lust surges...