Fish n' Chips Mate!

Fish n' Chips, West London, 8:30pm

In addition to Chow Mein and pickled eggs, this joint in Ravenscourt park sells the best fish n' chips in West London.

Counter Girl: vinegar and salt?
Me: um...
Guy Behind ME (GBM): Can I ask ya sumpin'?
ME: Yes?
GBM: Ya got vinegar at home?
Me: Um, yeah.
GBM: You eatin' it on the way home, or at home proper?
ME: Huh? (I look at the monstrous sized fish-n-chips about to be wrapped up) Oh, at home. Gees.
GBM: Then put the vinegar on at home. Otherwise, it'll get soggy by the time ya get home. Best if you spice it up real nice at home, yeah?
Me: Makes sense.
GBM: Tastey, yeah? But don't get the pickled eggs- them nasty, right?

Later: SERIOUS heart burn...