Doggy style love

This was one of the best Valentine's ever, because I spent it not with the girl who needs to much, nor the boy who frets his hormones away, but the most lovely manly asexual thing man I know-- my dog Stanley.

In honor of your style, your long paw nails and the way you stare into the corner and growl, I have decided to make Valentine's Day your birthday. (since you're an orphan anyway, you sweet shelter dawg you)