A little bit of Texas in JFK

apropos of the Patriot Act, Mitchssimo could not photograph the melee and was forced to use pencil...

Forget that you can't find good Tex-Mex in New York-- just go to JFK if you miss Texas, where (as any good hyperbolist knows) EVERYTHING bad comes from. To attain that Texas je-ne-sais-quoi feeling of The Law gone wild and ready to frisk you up the bum in some naughty (albeit illegal) way, just book an international flight to Kennedy (irony not lost here) and see what Ashcroft has really been up to . Indeed, a fantasy for you bondage folks from Dayton and Queens alike. I mean, who let the boot jacks crash our party? Hey, guys-- give the people what they want and bring in some Smart Cartes, 'cuz there was almost homicide goin' on.

Finally out of customs, I bring in the new year right.